New York

Batavia:
An officer stopped a vehicle that was weaving on Clinton Street. The driver, an Alden woman, was showing signs of intoxication and could not locate her license though she was holding it in her hand. She placed the license into a pack of cards and began to look for it again. She also had to be told numerous times to put down her cell phone, as she kept initiating calls and ignoring the officer. When asked how much she had to drink, she replied, “one gallon of wine today.”

Brooklyn:
A Harrison Avenue resident reported a man walking through several gardens and back yards. When questioned by police, the man claimed to be heading home, walking through the lawns because God wanted him to clean up the Earth.

Buffalo:
A Harlem Road woman reported that an acquaintance stole her 2008 Pontiac. The culprit had driven her home in her car the night before because she was drunk. The complainant did not know the suspect’s name.

Queens:
While on patrol, officers observed three individuals entering yards as they walked along Center Road. They appeared to be intoxicated and gave conflicting stories as to why they were walking in people’s yards, including that they were looking at deer, jumping over a ditch and heard a dog barking. One of the individuals began using obscene language. He fought with the officer as he was being placed in the patrol car and said, “Go ahead, mace me.” The officer complied.

Staten Island:
Police responded to a report of criminal mischief on Seneca Street after a caller reported that her vehicle window was smashed and the culprit could be someone who is harassing her son. Patrol determined footprints around the car may have been the complainant’s. The caller then stated that she may have been dreaming.